I’m not a fascist. I’m a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests…
…More drink!
Father Ted
Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defence against a homicidal maniac.
George Orwell
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it - always.
Mahatma Gandhi
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
Mark Twain
There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living.
Nelson Mandela